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God help those who do not help themselves.
Wilson Mizner
US screenwriter (1876 - 1933)
Go ahead, make my day.
Dean Riesner, Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact", 1983
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
C. D. Jackson
Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never give up the fight.
Bob Marley
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Reinhold Niebuhr
US Protestant theologian (1892 - 1971)
Good place to put things--cellars.
Doctor Who
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carole Burnett
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
Rebecca West
Irish critic, journalist, & novelist (1892 - 1983)
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More, 1775
God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee
US actress & stripper (1914 - 1970)
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Helen Gurley Brown
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Chester Bowles
US diplomat & economist (1901 - 1986)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943
French writer (1900 - 1944)
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
French author & moralist (1613 - 1680)
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
Ray Simard
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
Wilson Mizner
US screenwriter (1876 - 1933)
Go ahead, make my day.
Dean Riesner, Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact", 1983
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
C. D. Jackson
Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never give up the fight.
Bob Marley
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Reinhold Niebuhr
US Protestant theologian (1892 - 1971)
Good place to put things--cellars.
Doctor Who
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carole Burnett
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
Rebecca West
Irish critic, journalist, & novelist (1892 - 1983)
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More, 1775
God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee
US actress & stripper (1914 - 1970)
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Helen Gurley Brown
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Chester Bowles
US diplomat & economist (1901 - 1986)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943
French writer (1900 - 1944)
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
French author & moralist (1613 - 1680)
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
Ray Simard
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
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